Laff

[bobsnicholson]

An old man goes to the doctor for some tests. When he gets the results the doctor tells him that he has some bad news. The old man says, "just give it to me straight doc". The doctor says, "Well, you have Cancer , and you have Alzheimer's". The old man says, "I guess it could be worse. I could have cancer".


Boom boom

[Piglet]

An old man goes to the doctor for some tests.

I thought The Doctor was an old man?

[CantCorner]

Man returns home from the doctor after being given his test results and says to his wife , "Turns out I've got the big C ."
Wife screams , "Oh my god , you've got cancer ?"
Husband says , "No , dyslexia"

[bobsnicholson]

I used to be dyslexic but now i'm K.O.