Had to Smile reading this.

[Snev]

Here's the Advert for my old MT.... lol, never seen rain, Salt, Rivers, Sheep Tracks.... never been Thrashed or left outside in all weathers for the past 8 years......

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[CantCorner]

It never rains in the UK and no biker has ever been caught out in it , so all the adverts that claim "never seen rain" are true ! FACT !

[Beelady]

Quick! Buy it back! It sounds MUCH better then the one you've just bought!

[Ninjachica]

It’s like that couple that wanted to move…

Put their house on the market, and told the estate agent what they were looking for.
The following week, the wife sees an advert for a house that sounds perfect.
She rings the estate agent, very cross, because he didn’t give them a heads-up.
There is a silence, then the agent says; madam, that is your house.

[Snev]

Quick! Buy it back! It sounds MUCH better then the one you've just bought!

I sort of miss bits of it but the new one is so much better on the throttle/fueling front.... haven't thrashed it yet, went to North Devon earlier but turned back before I got drowned ! might try tomorrow now.

[Snev]

It’s like that couple that wanted to move…

Put their house on the market, and told the estate agent what they were looking for.
The following week, the wife sees an advert for a house that sounds perfect.
She rings the estate agent, very cross, because he didn’t give them a heads-up.
There is a silence, then the agent says; madam, that is your house.

There was a song wasn't there.... Pina Colada......... I'm going to be singing it all day now " do you like Pina Colada and taking walks in the rain"