Kids

[bobsnicholson]

Youngest came up to visit. His car is filthy. I said why don't you wash your car tramp, quick as a flash he say's keeping it dirty makes it less appealing to nick......i give up.

[Ninjachica]

I don’t wash my number plate in the vain hope it will get dirty enough for the cameras not to read it

[Hairybob]

The Police followed me into work because they couldn't read my no. plate, got a bollocking for it being dirty in front of loads of work mates and gaffers.

[Ninjachica]

Mate of mine got stopped on the motorway and was made to clean hers