Bikers' Banter

Youngest came up to visit. His car is filthy. I said why don't you wash your car tramp, quick as a flash he say's keeping it dirty makes it less appealing to nick......i give up.

I don’t wash my number plate in the vain hope it will get dirty enough for the cameras not to read it

The Police followed me into work because they couldn't read my no. plate, got a bollocking for it being dirty in front of loads of work mates and gaffers.

Mate of mine got stopped on the motorway and was made to clean hers