On 3rd July I will be properly connected and hopefully all these things will work properly again.
Meanwhile, I think I've finally killed the Fusion and have slashed a nearly new rear tyre on the Bonneville. I also fell off it on a very steep hill in the Cotswolds last week when I couldn't get a foot down. I can confirm that it's VERY heavy bike.
It only took two men to haul it upright, but it tried to pull them both downhill and eventually it took four of them to push it back to the junction. So much for buying a bike so that I could get both feet flat. Anyway, the crash bars did their job and although I got a bit squashed, it had a soft landing and no damage. Good thing I forgot to bother with the beach body diet this year

So, looking forward to seeing if I can post this while the internet is willing.