Bikers' Banter

My son is coming up to 1 year working for Carol Nash Insurance (i don't use them).
Needless to say he tells me of some real nobs that phone in with the weirdest of story's.
He told me recently a lady phoned in to insure a bloke who had just bought a Ducati Panigale???? (posh expensive one), the guy's name, one Paul Hollywood, my lad had absolutely no idea who the dude was (his words) until i told him.
One thing has come out of his working there, he now want's to do his test and by a big.

EDIT....buy a bike................not, by a big.....ejit.

Is he a Master Baker....?

I think more of a Bater than Baker Don't like the fat bastard. (sorry Bee)

I think Bee’s gone off him anyway

I thought Paul Hollywood is afraid of Bee?

He had his chance and blew it. His loss. I am too good for him anyway John thought the whole thing was hilarious and used to keep him chatting for ages, just to annoy me.