Bikers' Banter

Currently sat in the Motorhome with torential rain.......... It's the 7th time today and 4 times today, I've been cauught out on the Bike....... actually gave up trying to put my "Winter Waterproof Gloves" on earlier as they were sodden............ Has anyone seen Summer ? Flaming June ? yet ?

Got sunburnt last Thursday so that must count as summer .

Well, if you find it again, can you direct it south and east across the Bristol Channel please...............

Day off today, got up early to sort the Z out and fit a new Battery ready for a ride and here comes the rain again...... just looked at the two week forecast and it looks much the same......

It rained on me yesterday. And my woolly seat cover. That soaked up plenty of water

It's certainly more comfortable on longer rides, but now it's got a name I'm finding the ownership of it quite a challenge, although I am at least almost certain that it's not actually alive any more.

I've banned the local visiting tom cat from the bike shed. I wouldn't want Ralph (the seat cover) to catch anything from it.

Lol..... I guess a dose of Sarcoptic Mange wouldn't go down too well....................

Not if I have to sit on it

We are freezing at 33c in Valencia at the mo.........................sorry.

I don't really understand the weather any more. It's too complicated.....and it never tells the truth.

If I ever came back, I'd be a BBC Weather Forecaster........ get paid loads and loads for getting it all wrong, all the time...... no stress, no worry and a big fat pension at the end..... I was going to say more but It's just started to rain and a hurricane has been spotted over Portland due to the Snow and 40 degree Artic blast..................