Bikers' Banter

This just has to be the best Forum ever created for us 3 users...... ehh ?

I think "exclusive" is the word you're looking for

Have i been blown out
That's my nick name, The candle 🕯

Bugger I never was any good at Counting.......... Is this like a scene from the Two Ronnies now then.....Maybe we should be known as Fork Handles !!!!!!!!!

I, also, have had trouble with confusion and counting.
I have reached an all time low, trying to fill in an answer on a form for my solicitor. All I needed to do was add three numbers together. I used the calculator on my 'phone, thinking I'd soon have everything done and back in the post.
Not as simple as I'd hoped. Even the calculator came up with a different answer three times in a row.
There is no hope for me .......

you need to get one of these newfangled Adding Machines....... It's the future I tell ee....

I used to be goood with a calculator. I don't know what's happened to me.

But there is hope! Harriet is now 5 years old and has already mastered the ipad (I've heard of those).
Once I'm living in my new place, just across the road from her school, I'll be able to kidnap her and make her fix stuff every day

I'm not entirely sure Bee but.......... I reckon kidnapping School kids is probably slightly illegal in the more populated parts of the South East............

Rest assured, apart from Harriet (and possibly Edward) I don't really want anyone else's children about. I am moving to Thanet (locally pronounced Fanit) and have to assume they are all hooligans, house breakers and motorbike thieves already.
And not one of them is coming out of their pigeon holes until I change my mind