Bikers' Banter

A liberal coating of all the nuts and vulnerable bits ready for Winter...... New Boiler being fitted so the House is a mess and I'm keeping out the way.......

Anyway, the wife came home and caught me playing with my nuts so I decided to dig a big hole under the Patio and Shoot her with one of my guns...... Not sure if the kids will miss her for a while .... which should give me enough time to get to Bradford, purchase a Burka and live happily ever after on Benefits and free Housing........ Might just have a gender rearrangement too...... and change my name to Sarah Mohamed Ali bongo............... Anyone got anything interesting to share here ?

If blokes had to have their delicate bits squashed in various ways, then Xrayed every 3 years, I guarantee someone would develop a new way to do it.

Can’t believe it’s bedtime for bikes already.

Mine tends to get woken up when possible, but it only seems like 5 minutes since it got MOT’d ready for spring.

Did the NC500 and the lakes. Don’t remember much else.
Bleddy covid.

Hopefully next year will be better.

Snowdonia 360 (weekend)
Nland250 (long weekend )
Crieff cloverleaf
Oban / Skye

Ninjachica wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 10:17 pm If blokes had to have their delicate bits squashed in various ways, then Xrayed every 3 years, I guarantee someone would develop a new way to do it.

Yeah You're probably not wrong........... It's no fun being Poked, Prodded and Inspected ...... I've had a few uncomfortable inspections over the years too.......

Ninjachica wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 11:03 pm Can’t believe it’s bedtime for bikes already.

Mine tends to get woken up when possible, but it only seems like 5 minutes since it got MOT’d ready for spring.

Did the NC500 and the lakes. Don’t remember much else.
Bleddy covid.

Hopefully next year will be better.

Snowdonia 360 (weekend)
Nland250 (long weekend )
Crieff cloverleaf
Oban / Skye

It's all the Salt that stops me riding now.... I enjoy riding in the rain and even the cold but can't stand watching the salt doing it's thing...... Still not got the Grom and now the MT has gone, I have no bike to just jump on without worrying about all the crud.....
Next year I will hope to do the Hardknot again, and re-start the wild camping. Plus a few other things If I ever get the Grom back, I'll be taking it on a Trailer on the back of the MH so that'll open up a few more opportunities.
This weekend we're just going local and I think I'll get 3 nights on Exmoor the next weekend with or without Bike.

Finally got my ACF50 on the Kawasaki today. It's rained and rained ever since, so glad I made the effort on the last fine day.

Nobody enjoys having their bits squashed. Why is it things that are good for you are never fun?