Bikers' Banter

Every so often I do stupid shit.... have done for decades.... met my Sammy this way some 27 years ago....... anyway, I just thought I'd share the latest one......... Sat in the MH last night, People watching..... I was intrigued to see a lovely looking lady who appeared to be on her own but with a whole load of other people .... she was obviously really happy to be with them but there was no sign of a husband or Partner.... cue Snev......... Off I went to get a parking Ticket and She appeared in front of me .... awkward moment ... then I said "Sorry but ... You are Stunning " ...... OMG Thank you she replied....... and her Daughter said OMG Mum, That was amazing.............!!!!!

If i had said that to her she probably would have give me a slap called me a perv and called the police.
I'm unlucky like that, i had a rocking horse and it died.

Anyway, good on you Nev.

It's always a bit of a gamble mate......... Bought a Van load of flowers for an Ex Girlfriend once.... It took me and her Mum hours to arrange them all over the House.... but the look on her face when she came home was worth it ..... few months later she dumped me !

Maybe it was for the best she dumped you..........................you would have been spending your money on flowers instead of bikes for the rest of your life..not good.

Snev wrote: ↑Tue Jun 01, 2021 5:58 am It's always a bit of a gamble mate......... Bought a Van load of flowers for an Ex Girlfriend once.... It took me and her Mum hours to arrange them all over the House.... but the look on her face when she came home was worth it ..... few months later she dumped me !

Reminded me of the time I took an ex girlfriend to Paris for Valentines Day , Friday night booked in to the hotel and here's how the rest of weekend panned out ......

Saturday - Few beers followed with two tickets for France v Wales in the Five Nations Rugby , followed by a few more beers .
Sunday - Flight home and then for some unknown reason she dumped me .

Maybe she was an England supporter

Had a big fallout years ago with a boyfriend.
He sent me flowers at work.
I put them in the bin.

Chap behind asked if I was really doing that. Yes. He was going to a funeral that afternoon, so they weren’t wasted.


(The ex was upset when he found out )

CantCorner wrote: ↑Tue Jun 01, 2021 9:50 am

Snev wrote: ↑Tue Jun 01, 2021 5:58 am It's always a bit of a gamble mate......... Bought a Van load of flowers for an Ex Girlfriend once.... It took me and her Mum hours to arrange them all over the House.... but the look on her face when she came home was worth it ..... few months later she dumped me !

Reminded me of the time I took an ex girlfriend to Paris for Valentines Day , Friday night booked in to the hotel and here's how the rest of weekend panned out ......

Saturday - Few beers followed with two tickets for France v Wales in the Five Nations Rugby , followed by a few more beers .
Sunday - Flight home and then for some unknown reason she dumped me .

Just what was her problem...........