Bikers' Banter

Orrible innit.
Can't go out on the bike cause the weather is crap and i couldn't go out anyway as i have had a bad shoulder for a week now.
Gonna try and go to Dubai just after Xmas. Got a shock when i did a provisional booking on Emirates, £8,011..... ouch. Needless to say i didn't book.
Do Metamagumbo airlines fly there???

Strange times eh.

£8k!

You could buy Boeing for that

Riding the Wing to Dubai would be interesting. As in the Chinese curse interesting.

You could always try sitting in Economy Class like the rest of us .

CC wash your mouth out with soap, you know we don't do peasant class

Apologies Sir .

I was once on a flight from Bangladesh to Singapore with only four other people . It was almost like being in 1st Class as there were more cabin crew than passengers .

Over the years been on flights like that.
One good one was i got upgraded to 1st class on a Emirates when the first 380 was delivered. sat down in 1A cubicle with champers (don't normally drink when flying). 10 mins later beautiful stewardess came with clipboard and asked me what time i would like to take my shower. 2 huge bathrooms in 1st complete with showers and stars at night ceiling, incredible.
PS, i didn't shower.................i did wee though.

8k! You could buy me another bike with that!

I once flew with the kids into Berlin, from Birmingham.
Got on the plane, chap in our seat. Asked him to move. I thought he’d go back or forward one row, but he sat somewhere completely different.
Then I realised there were only 6 passengers on the plane 3 of them were me!

Had a row to myself countless times.