Bikers' Banter

So, we’ve managed 20 years without comms.
Usual hand signals:
Fuel
Drink
Turn around
Indicator left on
Feck knows...

Last week, on the motorway he changes position and pulls up alongside me. I look to see what’s up. He flips up his helmet and starts talking.
WTF? We’re motoring.
Front falls down, so he tries again.
Really?
wtaf?!

Eventually he gives up and goes ahead - turns out he wanted to stop off to buy some cereals

Today, grand day out. Great lunch.
Come home, and I decide to have a bit of a blast.
Pull over at the edge of the village for him to catch up.
Wait. And wait...
Figure that he must have gone the other way!
Scoot home, and he’s outside the gate.
“You’ve got the keys”
No - he had the keys, which is why I had to wait for him!
He’s lost them.
Apparently, left them on the brake fluid cap, spotted them, and put them in his pocket whilst riding along - but he didn’t- they have ended up in a ditch somewhere. So now we have to get a new fob for the gate, and change all the locks!

Good job I love him.
15 years last week

Why is it upside down again

Because it's not the right way up.

You can't get angry at a good fella. Sometimes keys, locks and fobs need changing as they get worn, he knew that