Bikers' Banter

Sam and me went out for another little overnight stay.... managed to hove a row and I ended up sleeping in an old Quarry for a few hours...... then after making up in the vmorning over a full English, we went home to find the House Trashed as our two Kids had a party last night...... Kitchen, Living Room, covered in sticky alcohol.... front and back gardens covered in Fag Butts and general Party stuff....... Pool table had been used for "Beer Pong".......... Neighbors not happy either......... things were easier when I just took a tent and Bike for the night !

Oh dear. It wont be like that every time......tell Sam to sleep in the quarry
It's not the Mo Ho that creates these scenarios it's not saying yes or agreeing she's right.?????

As for the kids, i hear Dr Banardo's are looking for some. Or sell em to a laboratory for testing.

I'm taking the Transit to Bude next week...... Fuck Um..... fuck um all as someone used to say on MCN.... ! ..... A little story for you, Portland Council decided to employ the services of a private Carpark company to "Manage" 5 car park areas that are popular with Campers after finding mountains of rubbish were being left behind by Overnighters during the Lockdown..... Rather than shut the car parks, they installed large Wheelie Bins and a daytime Attendant plus a nightime one complete with Motorhome....... The deal Is that you pay £10 to stay legally and with "Security" in a hell of a nice place with stunning views and lots of lovely walks............ long may It continue.

Tell the kids you’ve fitted a spycam (even if you haven’t)
They will think twice

On "The Fun Forum"??? the people who have Mo Ho that wont pay to overnight are known as FLTs (free loading twats)

I call em Pikies (but only to madam)