Bikers' Banter

Out for a run i couldn't help but notice there are millions of bikers out. J&S was rammed.
I was in the Jag with top down as i cancelled the insurance on the bike. PS. I have had to flounce off the Jag forum, i made a joke not knowing the posh bastards don't have a sense of humour.

I took mine out today. Peak District was full of bikes.

bobsnicholson wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:11 pm Out for a run i couldn't help but notice there are millions of bikers out. J&S was rammed.
I was in the Jag with top down as i cancelled the insurance on the bike.20190920_113054.jpg

PS. I have had to flounce off the Jag forum, i made a joke not knowing the posh bastards don't have a sense of humour.

I get the impression that everyone's having a last fling, ready for the curfews to start. I'd have been out if I was able to, but I'd have had my flask and sandwiches in the tail pack and kept away from crowds.

I wonder if all car forums are the same. I have a friend who drives an elderly Midget and joined their owners forum. He has a wicked sense of humour but it seemed his fellow Midget owners didn't encourage fun stuff. He's been banned

Agree, last couple of times I've been out I have took the flask (first time in donkeys year) and made butty's (that's northern for sandwiches

Keeping away from posh car forums now. Should have bought a working mans/class classic.

Hello Bob.... hope you and yours are OK...... Posting humour on various sites can lead you in to Twubble....... i've become an expert at it !!!!!!

Hello stranger. How's you and your tribe fairing????

Great this staying at home lark eh, not. I feel like a scoucer looking for a job.
This self isolating lark will be no problem for you will it, what with your trips to the wilderness on your todd

Hello Bob, sorry, I'm not keeping up on here !!! Been trying to Isolate from the Internet lately as all the Brexit experts are now Virus Experts........ got sick of reading about it and some of the daft comments. We're all fine and Yes, It's easy for me, quite enjoy not having to talk to people too........ Gutted at not being able to get out and enjoy a bit of Riding though.

You're in the wrong place if you want to avoid the virus experts, although I'm now an ex-expert, so nobody listens to me any more
You can't tell people what they don't want to hear so I've been keeping my head down.

Beelady wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:23 am I have a friend who drives an elderly Midget and joined their owners forum. He has a wicked sense of humour but it seemed his fellow Midget owners didn't encourage fun stuff. He's been banned

All parts falling off a MG Midget are of the finest British quality.

Ever been stuck in Arkansas waiting on overnight delivery of a fuel pump for a 1975 MG Midget? (Not recommended.)

Wouldn't be British if it didn't break down regularly, head gaskets blown, oil leaks, dicky electrics (note, not electronics)…………………...but a lot of us love em eh.
If I had a farm I would buy the biggest Cadillac I could find