Bikers' Banter

Passed of course.
Bloke mentioned the horn. Loudest one I’ve ever heard on a bike

Went for a spin.
Accidentally went down a very narrow lane (with a Ford) and it now needs about 3 hours cleaning time.

Might have had a bit of fun while I was out, and now I’ve got to watch the post for 14 days. . Not had one for a long time, but I’m not certain a day at naughty school will be offered

I would rather take the points than go to one of those daft schools again.

I enjoyed my turn at naughty girl school Cheaper then the fine, no points and so much more fun then going to work. Coffee and biscuits included and I got an up to date Highway Code and several pens on the way out Afterwards I spent a pleasant half hour chatting to one of the chaps who ran the course. He rode a Moto Guzzi and was very keen on my Striple. He had to be called back in to get on with the next class of bad people

It was the Porsche that made me do it.

He was up my arse in a 40 limit. As soon as we passed the sign, I left him.
Knocked off for the roundabout, then launched, but got stuck behind a bit of traffic before going again.
Woman driving afore mentioned car says to other half... oh, I’ve got a bike up my arse, I’ll pull over... that’s your mother!

(Oooops)

Ninjachica wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:41 pm Passed of course.

Next you will be downloading pictures taken in Croatia to a computer using a USB cable.

He must have had a MoT on his bike by now ! He's been on the waiting list for seven years.

Got mine due next month and I may even try and ride it this year .

I only put 3000 miles on it.

What a sin!

I can't believe i have 13,500 miles on the RT since March 2015. Mind i think 3000 of them was on that 1 trip to Spain. I have however put a few miles on other bikes during the same time. Like 1000 forced miles on that daft Z900.
Pork Pie ride day today. Ludlow, round trip bout 160 miles.
MOT on RT early next week.

Warm yesterday, should have been on the bike. The temperature measuring machine in the car was showing
14.5 nice.