Bikers' Banter

Bob, I know you like Cars as well as Bikes and I'm guessing You Still have the M5 ? …….. My hairdresser Mate has just bought one too...… Reckons It's Bonkers...……. We just handed back the 435D and now we have an RS Focus...…. It's very uneconomical with a tank range currently at 240 Miles……….. but It does have 5 seats and a handy Cup holder...… other than that, It's just a boring car to go shopping In..... !

our Daughter liked It Too...…….. but the Best Bit Is, It stands out In Morrisons Carpark !!!!

Love it, love it, love it, i presume you will be wearing your baseball cap backwards whilst driving it?????? Blue, cannot remember having a blue car.......maybe the next one.
When/if we ever get the new house sorted i may, just may look to change the M5. Really like the look of the
Merc AMG GT S we will see.

bobsnicholson wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:08 pm Really like the look of the
Merc AMG GT S we will see.

I thought you wanted a Bentley Continental

NC, i want ALL nice fancy car's. The M5 has to be changed at sometime

Sorry Bob...…… I find this site to be quite hard work...…… It's probably me though...………. The RS is a distinct shade of Chav Blue and It attracts …… Chavs...…… Quite Often, They come up to me/us and ask me/us to make it Pop...…….. well, that's like a red rag to a bull...…… I love making It pop...……… If you Google It, you'll see/hear what I'm on about...………… At the moment, It's 350 PS...…….. I reckon some time on a Dyno would unleash a couple of dozen more...…. and It's a £500 Update to 400...………. Either way, it'll still be slower than your Beemer. but Feck, it would be a weapon on B roads...………….

Today, A couple of Lads said to my Sammy..... "Lush Car...….. how Old Is your Boyfriend.... ? …… "54" she replied...…….. They laughed...…… lol...…………….. Feck It, though … I'm only on this small Planet to have fun...……. !

Know what you mean re pop, mine does it when you give some. A2B yours would be as quick as mine as yours is 4x4. I'm nearer 70 than 60 and still get a buzz in a nice powerful motor.
Don't ever remember having a blue car, some really nice blues out at the mo.
So, chav, keep at it This forum) you will get used to it. If i can any thick bastard can

Is that your beemer behind the chav machine.