Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts, theories etc.

[bobsnicholson]

Something to do with buying Pies i think. Maybe he's from Wigan???

[Sarah]

Shame nevs not here think he'd love a chat with lerna,
Also lerna is slightly obsessed with cock, any idea what bike he rides,or car driven, Just guessing it could be the root cause of the frustration
Beelady wow didn't realise you had the time to be such a bad girl....

[CantCorner]

. any idea what bike he rides,or car driven,

Guessing by the grammar, it’s going to be a tuk-tuk!

[Beelady]

and at the top you are useless for this world and spiritual world ( as well ) cuz you are varna sankara ( for your kind info ) you are nothing but an burdon upon this earth and it is useless to argue or waste time on you.

Awww Bee, that’s so sad. I don’t think he likes you.
He just needs to meet you, then he’ll change his mind

I'm considering crossing him/her off my Christmas card list, but I like to give everyone a second chance. I'm sure Lerna's a lovely person really. Probably just shy and needs a bit of kindness and encouragement. (Deffo not wasting a coffee and walnut cake on it though). I still think a nice, strong mug of black coffee would work wonders.

[Beelady]

Varna Sankara refers to children that are not wanted by their parents and grow up to be a nuisance in the world. They are children that are born out of wedlock or as a result of adultery not following any purificatory process at the time of conception.

Gosh! I wonder if my parents are aware of this.

[Beelady]

And then there's this. It's all getting rather confusing. If only we had someone enlightened amongst us who could explain it all....

"This complete outlook is based on factors leading to successful humanity as against the civilization of polished cats and dogs. The killing of the above-mentioned innocent creatures is totally forbidden because even by insulting them one loses one's duration of life."


And another thing. Why wasn't I made aware of the need to polish my cat? God knows how much shorter my life will be because I failed to do this. I blame my parents. They were bad people.

[Ninjachica]

Do you use kiwi to polish a cat?

[Beelady]

I make beeswax polish so I'll give that a go first. Just waiting for the cat to come in for the night. I need to make up for lost time!

[bobsnicholson]

Only if the cat is from New Zealand

[Ninjachica]

A bit of dubbing might work.
It would make the cat waterproof


No cats here