Bikers' Banter

My Latvians are very good. Mine is usually covered in tree sap, mud and other nasty things and usually has moss growing along the window edging. They roll their eyes at me but they get it all off and then they also do under the wheel arches, all the door shuts, plus the door at the back and if any water's found its way in they hoover it all off again. I think it's well worth giving them their fiver. The price of the car wash would go up if the tip went down. The set price is quite a lot more but they're always good to me. Probably because everyone else seems to treat them like dirt but I used to wash cars for a living and always appreciated my nicer customers

My mam and sister and nephew take their cars to the prison its just a small one on the edge of yarm, that rehabilitates its convicts into the community slowly, by teaching them skills and do day release work in some local businesses, anyhow they do all sorts at HM prison at Kirklevington, repair white goods, has a café, and a valeting and car wash service, apparently really good and very reasonably priced, I just can't do it, I can't hand over the keys to my alfa to a stranger, I just wash it myself usually end up soaked though

Bet a few people don't see their car again But what a great idea.
I just read Jeffrey Archers prison diary's, 1. Hell. 2. Purgatory. 3. Heaven.
Some of the stuff that goes on, and waste of tax payers money, criminal in itself.

I like to do my bikes myself. How else would you know when things are about to fall off?